quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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