she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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