I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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