my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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