Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Drake has all the answers
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
