We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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