Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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