thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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