You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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