Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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