with your own penis?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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