have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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