i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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