I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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