sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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