Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
And then he peed in my hair
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