you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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