i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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