some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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