So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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