if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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