i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
nut hugger
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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