everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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