Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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