this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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