She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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