Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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