So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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