I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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