eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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