We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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