i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just want nice things and good sex
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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