i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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