Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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