I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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