only if we run a train.
done.
home. puking in laundry basket.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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