Someone shit on the floor
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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