you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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