**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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