did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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