The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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