I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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