Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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