I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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