I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
