covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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