hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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