your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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