And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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