We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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